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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Why I Hate PC World

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:06

Regular readers of this blog will know that I’m not a fan of PC World. In fact, I strongly dislike PC World.

Why, you may ask? Well, here’s why.

  • Whenever you take a PC in to be repaired at PC World, they will invariably dump their purple and orange bloatware on your machine (along with a few adverts) under the pretence of being a ‘performance test application’.
  • As they connect your machine to a different monitor, it occasionally comes out of it thinking it’s got two screens and letting the cursor veer off into non-existence.
  • Contrary to what their advertisements would have you think, 80gB is not ‘massive’ by today’s standards. True, 80gB is a respectable amount, and massive in comparison to the 20gB disks you used to get a few years ago, but massive is more like 500gB (or two such disks in a RAID array, making 1tB). (Oh yes, and don’t forget the fake hard disk capacity counting system.)
  • Don’t be fooled by the Tech Guys service - you’d be much better off asking your technically-minded friend from down the road to do it, as he/she will probably provide a friendly, reliable and informal service, is less likely to patronise you, and will almost definitely do it for a fraction of the price PC World charge (if they ask for a fee at all).
  • They seem to have some kind of vendetta against Linux. They won’t sell any out-of-the-box Linux-compatible WLAN cards, and refuse to repair hardware if Linux is installed on it (presumably because they can’t put their bloatware on it).
  • They still list items on their website that have been discontinued.
  • Their staff feel undervalued - you can just see from their facial expressions when they serve you.
  • The only machines on which Windows isn’t installed are the Macs. But can we not have some kind of option? Can’t we opt out of the Microsoft tax?



Thursday, August 16, 2007

How Obscure Can You Make Nutritional Information?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 16:54

A Crashed Pips Exclusive

I dislike McDonald’s. The last time I went I wasn’t off the toilet for weeks. That was around three years ago.

So, with some spare time on my hands earlier today, I decided to find out if the quality of the food and the service had improved in any way (last time I was asked by someone ‘you ea’in i ear?’) by taking myself down to my local McDonald’s.

(Yes, shock horror! Some investigative journalism from this website! You are not hallucinating.)

The trip there was uneventful, apart from seeing some lunatic bump into someone else’s car, causing a mini-traffic jam on the High Street while they filled out each other’s insurance details.

Before I went in, I had some business to settle. This is mainly because I was worried that I might suffer a heart attack after eating the food. Mercifully I did not, although I would like to know what on Earth McDonald’s is doing selling alcohol.

I went in, queued, paid my money for a large portion of fries, six chicken McNuggets (!) and a large Coca-Cola. I was offered a free Coke glass, which was nice. The lady who served me was very kind and friendly, and actually seemed to speak proper English.

Before I was served, I scoured the restaurant looking for nutritional information. There was absolutely no obvious information on the walls or posters. I checked the leaflets - nothing.

I was minorly annoyed to say the least, but I was served the food and took it out of the restaurant.

The fries were OK - this time they actually tasted like they consisted mostly of potatoes. Which is more than can be said of the nuggets. UGH! They tasted like the sort of stuff that a dentist uses to make a mould of your mouth. It tasted utterly McDisgusting.

(I sort-of wished I had had the McHeart attack so that the torture would end.)

The paper cup of Coca-Cola I was given seemed to have some kind of quantum warp at the bottom - it was 500ml. 500ml is a lot - that’s around half the size of a bottle of Coke you’d get from a supermarket. UGH! By the time I’d finished I felt like I’d put on four stone in thirty minutes. (I’m quite a skinny person by nature, so that’s a lot.)

After finishing the food, I finally managed to find the nutritional information. But only just.

McDonalds Nutritional Information

Yes, that is the nutritional information. On the back of the packet of fries. And it seems that they’ve resorted to heiroglyphs.

Even if you follow the website links, there’s no actual reference to what the symbols mean. It seems only to apply to adult women, and also only applies to the fries. What about the nuggets and the Coke? No mention whatsoever.

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