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Monday, February 25, 2008

Something Never To Do Outside A School

Filed under: Humour — Tags: , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 22:16

I happened to be walking down the street earlier today, and walked past a school. It was hometime, and small people were barging out of the gates (it was a juniour school) making rude jokes and talking about their half-term trips to Disneyland.

Something rather unfortunate happened at that point. A lady walked past pushing a pram, and had her handbag slung over one of the handles.

All else I need to say is that the handbag was from The Shop Formerly Known As French Connection. And the children started laughing and pointing.



Saturday, February 23, 2008

An important lesson for anyone using electrical equipment

Filed under: Humour — Tags: , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 12:37

I bought myself a new multimeter from Maplin yesterday. It was £15.99, and I paid my money, brought it (and a few resistors I needed) home, and put in the batteries. Then I connected the test leads and switched it on.

I tested it by making contact between the probes, and switching to the 200Ω range, and expected to see the display jump immediately from “1 ” to ” 0.00″. It did so. After around fifteen seconds of rubbing and tapping.

15 seconds is worryingly high latency, even for such a cheap device. After a few minutes, the resistance became stuck at nominal conductivity. I was bordering on taking the device back to the shop and declaring it faulty, and pulled the test leads out in disgust.

It was then I realised that I hadn’t plugged the test leads in properly, and they were just resting atop the contacts.

Silly me.



Sunday, December 9, 2007

Unblocking dishwashers

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 17:40

I would desperately like to hear from the person who has been referred to this site two days in a row using the terms ‘unblocking dishwashers’. It has provided me with some amusement when rifling through my WordPress Dashboard.



Thursday, December 6, 2007

Downtime

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 15:35

I’m aware that there was some prolonged downtime yesterday evening. I shall be Emailing the web host asking what it was. Sorry for the inconvenience.



Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Not the government’s fault

Filed under: Politics, Security, The News — Tags: , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 22:48

BBC Newsnight has just confirmed that the data on the optical disks which were lost by Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs was not encrypted.

It just serves as a reminder that there’s a sucker born every minute. And, of course, this has given ammunition to certain right-wing newspapers against the government.

But, in reality, is it really fair to blame the government? It’s like blaming the Headmaster because your child hung himself with his tie at school. The buck stops with the idiot who sent it in the post instead of simply sending it down the line to the Government. It’s certainly not an excuse for the Tories to use in Parliament.



Encryption and Passwords for the Dummies at the Inland Revenue

Filed under: Politics, Security, The News — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:33

So, Her Majesty’s delightful Revenue and Customs have now got into a bit of a pickle - they’ve lost 25 million people’s confidential information.

And, it appears that HM Revenue and Customs won’t tell us whether or not the data was encrypted, for ’security reasons’. Well, that generally means, ‘they aren’t’.

So, put simply, a huge cock-up.

However, it would have been made a lot better if the data had been encrypted - in other words, scrambled to make it impossible to read without a ‘key’.

So, if they weren’t encrypted, why not? And, what’s more, why the hell were they sent through the insecure postal system, and not either a) delivered by hand or b) delivered over at least two encryption methods by running a cable between the HQ of HMR&C and the Audit Office?

Nevertheless, most people reading this (well, if they have children) will be concerned about whether or not to worry about it. Well, chances are you don’t.

However, there are some common-sense rules concerning passwords etc - basic stuff, which is really important.

  • If you’re using a blank password, for goodness’s sake CHANGE IT!
  • If you’re using an easily-guessed password, such as password, open, security etc., change it.
  • If it contains you or your children’s date/s of birth, change it.
  • If it contains you or your children’s names, change it.
  • If it’s the same as your username, change it.
  • If it’s shorter than 12 characters, change it.
  • If it only contains letters or only contains numbers, change it.
  • If you haven’t changed the password for more than three months, change it.
  • If you’ve given it to someone, then you’re a twit. Change it.
  • If you see any unusual transactions on your statement, tell the bank and change it.

Common sense tells you most of these things, and you might think ‘it won’t happen to me!’. Tough luck, mate. The Bad Guys are out there to get you, and while we can’t stop government staff being so stupid, we can put in some common sense protection to avoid being affected.



Saturday, August 4, 2007

Lessons in Replacing Your Hard Disk #1 - How big is your disk really?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 12:26

My old 20gB hard disk was about to pack up, so I bought a 320gB disk from PC World for £64.99 (£1 is roughly equivalent to US$2 at the time of writing, so it’s roughly worth $130).

The disk was advertised as being 320gB. Which was around 23gB from the truth. And sadly, I can’t sue PC World or Hitachi under the Trade Descriptions Act.

So why are they able to get away with such a monstrosity? The short answer is that there’s a common (and widely exploited) misconception about the true values of a gigabyte, megabyte etc. Read on for the long answer.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

A bug in APPLE SOFTWARE!?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:21

Well, to be fair, it is beta software, but a bug all the same.

Lots of bugs, in fact.

The problem is with Apple’s Internet browser, Safari. It’s a great bit of software (better than Firefox in many respects) and I was delighted to hear that its latest beta is now available for Windows. (I don’t like using Windows but don’t have much choice as the WAN adapter won’t work with Linux and I can’t afford a Mac.)

Imagine my shock, therefore, when Safari was not only slow, sluggish and buggy (as described on the Apple discussion forums) but failed to open at all!

*dramatic Psycho music*

Well, it didn’t completely fail to open. However, I did have one of those unwelcome encounters with Microsoft’s  ‘we’re sorry for the inconvenience but your program crashed - please tell us and we’ll make it better, honest’ dialogue boxes.

I didn’t send it to Microsoft.

After browsing Apple’s discussion forums still further (in Firefox, as Safari wouldn’t get past displaying the toolbar) I found that Apple had actually forgotten to compile one of the drivers (?) for AMD processors.  Oops…

I did test Safari on a (Intel) Celeron machine earlier this afternoon, and it worked fine - until you tried to use the BBC website when it crashed completely.

Oh dear.

That’s beta software for you. I eagerly await the patch.



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