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Thursday, January 1, 2009

My Predictions for 2009

Filed under: Software, The News — Tags: , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:25
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Welcome to 2009! Image courtesy of mugley on Flickr

It’s 2009! Hooray! Hopefully this year will be less depressing than 2008.

I think that with a new US President, and the fact that some of the more unprofitable businesses are now disappearing, we may begin to see the light at the end of the economic tunnel in 2009 - but then again, I’m no economist, so if you’re a stockbroker, ignore what I’ve just said.

In the world of technology, we’re all expecting at least a new Mac Mini from Apple, and probably new iMacs and maybe an iPhone Nano. I highly doubt the last one, even though cases have started appearing. We may also see an Apple netbook, even though Steve Jobs ruled one out at the October ‘Spotlight’ event.

Anyway… what else? Yes. This year will see the release of Windows 7, if everything goes to schedule. The beta is due to appear soon, and if I can get my hands on a (legal) copy of it and am not gagged by the NDA, I’ll write up my findings on this site. From what I’ve read, it looks like a massive improvement on Vista, but I’ll withhold judgement until I’ve tried it.

This year should also see the integration of graphical modesetting into the Linux kernel, which will improve graphics capabilities greatly, and massively uncomplicate porting the Plymouth graphical startup system (seen in Fedora 10) to other distributions. We should also see an overhaul of notifications in Ubuntu (which I’m a bit–no, incredibly–sceptical about) and also, on the OS front, Mac OS X Snow Leopard is also due this year. It’ll be Intel-only, which may be the final push factor encouraging PPC users to migrate (I would, if I had the money, which, in a recession, I don’t.)

Anyway, aside from those rather shaky predictions, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of my readers for putting up with another year of this rubbish, and wish you all a successful and prosperous 2009.



Sunday, December 28, 2008

Imagine…

Filed under: The News — Tags: , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:35

Yes, that’s a digitally re-animated John Lennon promoting the OLPC Give One, Get One programme in the USA. Truly brilliant: the OLPC needs some strong publicity if G1G1 is going to take off.



Saturday, December 27, 2008

Andrew Burnham: Clueless

 

The Hon. Andrew Burnham, courtesy of 2-5 Media GbR

The Hon. Andrew Burnham, courtesy of 2-5 Media GbR

Andrew Burnham, the Minister for Culture (sorry, Culture Secretary - what exactly is his job?) has said in an interview with the Telegraph that cinema-style age ratings for Web sites are ‘an option’.

In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, Andy Burnham says he believes that new standards of decency need to be applied to the web. He is planning to negotiate with Barack Obama’s incoming American administration to draw up new international rules for English language websites.

The Cabinet minister describes the internet as “quite a dangerous place” and says he wants internet-service providers (ISPs) to offer parents “child-safe” web services.

Giving film-style ratings to individual websites is one of the options being considered, he confirms. When asked directly whether age ratings could be introduced, Mr Burnham replies: “Yes, that would be an option. This is an area that is really now coming into full focus.”

Compelete and utter nonsense. It’s totally unworkable.

Firstly, let’s remember the original goals of the Internet and the World Wide Web. The whole point was to create a medium where anyone could freely express himself, and be out of the reach of governments and censorship. This idea undermines the whole principle of ‘net neutrality’ on which the Web was founded.

Moreover, let’s not forget that filters are used all the time: and there are always ways to circumvent them. Just ask any twelve-year-old how they access Bebo during their ICT lessons: proxies are available and for every website blocked, another mirror or identical proxy will spring up somewhere else.

What Mr. Burnham appears not to understand is that the Internet is very much decentralised. Any computer can host a Web site with the right software installed, and when that’s connected to the Web, it can be accessed from any machine in the world. Mr. Burnham’s understanding of the Internet appears to be like a spider: with all information in the centre and clients all outside. It does not work like that.

It worries me that the Government is getting more heavy-handed with regards to the Internet, and, for once, even it’s now becoming worthwhile to host one’s Web site outside the UK. Guido Fawkes’s blog is moving to a host outside Great Britain, because, in his words, ‘Google UK likes to please governments.’ Even the Daily Mail (and most of its commentators!) agree that the whole idea is barmy.

Tom Watson MP, a Labour MP and cabinet minister who does understand technology, is inviting the public’s opinion on his Web site, which he will forward on to Burnham. It might be worth heading over there and giving your opinions on this cretinous proposal.



Friday, December 26, 2008

Why, In Comparison to 2007, 2008 Sucked

 

2008 was designated the International Year of Planet Earth, as well as being International Year of languages, the potato, sanitation, the frog, and the European Year of Intercultural Dialogue.

2008 was designated the International Year of Planet Earth, as well as being International Year of languages, the potato, sanitation, the frog, and the European Year of Intercultural Dialogue.

So, it’s Boxing Day. And, in my opinion, good riddance to 2008. In some ways. In some ways, 2008 was brilliant.

In political circles, for example, we proved that a mixed-race gentleman from Hawaii could fend off a grumpy old man and a hockey mom who believes dinosaurs were around 6,000 years ago, and that the secret ballot is one of the things that’s “really cool” about America. We also managed to get the LHC started up (even if it did fail afterwards), and we showed that the eucharist is what everyone thought it was already: a cracker and some dilute wine. On the technology side of things, all was not doom and gloom either: the superior format won for once in the HD-DVD/Blu-Ray format war, the MacBook got its first substantial update since 2001, WordPress got a brilliant new admin panel, Linux’s hardware support came along in leaps and bounds, and big media is finally getting the hang of using these modern TVs with typewriters attached to deliver media.

However, this was also the year the recession started to bite: with the collapse of Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, AIG, MFI, and, most recently, Woolworths, it’s been shown that the economy desperately needs some TLC. For the first time in my life, I found myself agreeing with George Bush on the financial bail-out plan - although it was unpleasant, it was necessary to stop things going from bad to worse. (As I thought that, Satan shivered and put on an extra layer of clothing, probably nabbed from the Woolworths closing down sale.)

In this blog’s métier of technology, not all has been very rosy either. Abit is to cease trading, and Microsoft is hurrying past the mess that is Vista and opening the pumps full-on to concentrate on Windows 7 - which is what they should have done with Vista. Ubuntu has released two rather disappointing releases, and Apple has also disappointed in some respects, even announcing it’s going to pull out of Macworld.

The games console front was not particularly healthy: with release after release of recycled Mario and driving material by Nintendo, who seem to have been attending the Peter Kay school of re-releasing and copying, one could be forgiven for thinking that the Wii’s programmers are starting to find their idea wells running dry. The PlayStation 3 has dominated, and Microsoft has failed to incorporate a Blu-Ray drive in the Xbox 360.

Now, I’m not famed for my gaming ability. I don’t even own a games console currently. The height of my gaming prowess extends to getting to Level 7 on Vortex, the iPod’s implementation of Breakout. However, I do know that Microsoft needs to do something about the Xbox 360 in 2009 to adjust it better to the world.

Firstly, it has to sort out the disk scratching problem, and it also has to rally behind Blu-Ray. There’s no point standing on a sinking ship: although the HD-DVD peripheral has been discontinued, they need to move to Blu-Ray. However, there’s something far more major than that.

In previous years, the Xbox 360 has had major releases every year. Call of Duty 2 and Gears of War in 2005/6, Halo 3 in 2007. This year’s flagship game, I think, was meant to be Gears of War 2 - but just compare that to previous years. Halo 3 was being released after years of hype, and Call of Duty 2 bathed in the post-launch honeymoon after the X360 was released in 2005.

So, a charismatic and historic game, about life-like soldiers from the most bloody war in Earth’s history, and a rip-roaring sci-fi adventure about a ’space marine with really cool green armor’ (their words, not mine) have been followed by a game about a fat man, whose face looks like Steve Ballmer’s office chair, where you have to look over his shoulder to see the damn targeting reticule. Ridiculous. They need to find a decent flagship game for next year.

Apple’s announcements have also been noticeably low-key this year. Steve Jobs seems to have been assigning a lot of the work at the Stevenotes to Phil Schiller, Scott Forstall, and Jonathan Jony Ive, who appears to have changed his name by deed poll into something that makes absolutely zero sense when read and mispronounced.

Apple’s product turnout this year has also been noticeably smaller: last year, we had the iPhone, new iMacs, Leopard, new iPods, iWork ‘08 and iLife ‘08. This year, we had updates to the iPhone, the MacBook Air, the Time Capsule, updates to the Apple TV, new MacBooks and 15″ MacBook Pros, and the usual crop of new iPods. It seems that Apple misfired a bit this year, but with rumours circling of a new Mac Mini and new iMacs, and possibly a netbook, at Macworld 2009 (notably without Steve Jobs, presumably much to the disappointment of his stalkers) we can only hope it gets back on track next year.

All in all, therefore, a pretty sombre year for the technology industry - the only real source of excitement has been the sheer number of ridiculous web 2.0 startups. Was it the recession? Possibly. Here’s to a more exciting 2008.



Sunday, December 7, 2008

Speakers of the House of Commons who Look Like Fruits, #887

Filed under: Humour, Politics — Tags: , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 15:40

 

Separated at birth?

Separated at birth?



Sunday, November 23, 2008

What difference will -2.5% make?

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 23:30

Well, with it seeming almost certain that VAT will drop by 2.5% to 15%, what difference will it make? The difference, some simple maths tells us, will be 2.127659574468085106% (which we’ll round up to a 2.13% decrease in price for simplicity’s sake).

However, with this measure meant to kickstart consumer spending, what difference will it make? Very little, Mr. Mushnik. Let’s do some simple analysis.

As major purchases are most likely out of the question, let’s try something simple, like this Christmas’s must-have gadget, the iPhone 3G. That, with the 17.5% VAT rate, costs £349. Multiplying that by 0.9787 (subtracting 2.13%) gives us a grand total saving of… £8.43. Yes. With this measure, designed to kickstart the economy, the iPhone will now cost £341.57. Of course, figures may not be totally accurate or add up to 100% due to rounding.

In this respect, let’s try something more substantial, like a Samsung 40″ HD ready LCD TV from Currys. At present, it costs £549.99. With the cuts, it is… £538.38. Great. So you can save enough money to buy a DVD with your TV. T’riffic.

Going even more substantial, let’s try a car. Like, for example, a Chevrolet Lacetti, used as Top Gear’s benchmark reasonably priced car. The base model is £11,995. After cuts, that’ll be £11,739.51. Again, not a major difference considering the actual cost of the thing.

In this case, let’s try the other end of the spectrum as cars go. Aston Martin have recently announced the new One-77, which will cost somewhere between £1,050,000 and £1,200,000. We’ll take the 1.05+E6 figure as a conservative estimate. After cuts, that’s £1,027,635. That’s quite surprising: that’s a major difference.

So the VAT cut MAY make a difference after all: unemployed bankers undergoing early mid-life crises will all buy overpriced supercars, bouyed on by the fact they’ll have twenty-two grand left over at the end, which will cause all Aston Martins to fall way down Top Gear’s cool wall, which will ruin Aston Martin’s business, which will cause the automotive industry to collapse which will cause another crash on Wall Street which will eff up the economy for the next thousand years. Darling, YOU IMBECILE!



Gordon Brown Likes Packages

Filed under: Humour, Politics — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 12:57
Gordon Brown IS the PackageMaster

Gordon Brown IS the PackageMaster

It apppears our Great Leader and his band of minions apostles have a very strange fetish - for packages.

It’s quite obvious to anyone who’s had at least one eye on political happennings for the last year or so. No act of the government is announced on its own any more - they are all part of packages. The alleged cut in VAT that may be announced in the pre-budget report? That’ll be part of a broad package of measures. When something bad happens, the typecast ‘annoying spokeswoman with strange accent and oddly-timed words’ will always be trundled out to tell journalists that they are ‘working with the community to put together an appropriate package so that we can invest in community services’ (i.e. they’re getting some old, fat, obscenely rich people together in a council chamber and making a quick, drunk decision before they go back out on the pull).

Of course, the Dear Leader may be the one orchestrating this package-fest, with his ministers obsequiously doing up the strapping and slapping on the FRAGILE label. Maybe Gordon subscribes to Packaging Digest, and reads it after a bad session of Prime Minister’s Questions.

Or maybe, just maybe… he’s scared of unilateral approaches, because even though they may work in practice, they look bad politically.



Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Thoughts on the BNP List

Filed under: Internet, Politics — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 20:41
...your name will ALSO go on the list.

...your name will ALSO go on the list.

The leak of an old members’ list for the extreme right-wing BNP in the UK has raised some serious questions about the rights of extreme political parties.

Something that strikes me is that if I were a member of a political party, then I wouldn’t be ashamed about it. I’d be paid-up, and would probably have zero shame in declaring my membership of X party. I’d probably also be involved in party activism, so I’d probably make my e-mail, phone and postal address public (to some degree).

However, BNP members, apparently, don’t wish to be identified when phoning in to radio and TV shows, or leaving comments on the BBC’s web site. Is this because they’re ashamed, or afraid of threatening phone calls? Perhaps they fear for their job, or their friends and family.

Well… perhaps if the BNP didn’t have such despicable views, people would be less inclined to make threatening phone calls. If they weren’t racist, homophobic, fascist, hypocritical and two-faced, people’s perceptions might be a bit different. However, if their views are unacceptable - serves them right. I’m not saying that leaking the list was the right thing to do, but neither is what the BNP advocates.

In my opinion, they’re entirely deserving of something like this. If it helps to weed these vermin out of British society, then it serves them bloody well right.

A word of warning: I’m not posting the list here, or any links to it. It can be located by a quick Google search and on several torrent sites, but that’s your responsibility. Anyone posting any segments of the list in the comments section will be killfiled permanently and with immediate effect.



Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sayōnara Yang: is Yahoo dead?

Filed under: Internet, The News — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 21:46

Jerry Yang has stepped down from Yahoo. This could potentially be disastrous. However, it may be nothing of the sort. It’s difficult to tell at this stage.

As far as I can remember, we haven’t had a really big internet company like Yahoo go under (or really go through the mill like it is now) before. It’s still a $14bn dollar company, so simple economics says it should have plenty of money for now: however, we are in a credit crunch, so it must tread carefully.

As for Yahoo’s future, it’s hard to tell. This is a very unusual situation in a natural cycle of boom and recession, so Yahoo’s future will depend very much on the competence of its new CEO. Who knows: we may see Yang returning in a shower of glory in a decade or so, Steve Jobs-style. However, if it wants to survive, there’s no doubting that Yahoo must prove itself to be a viable Google alternative.



Monday, November 17, 2008

Have Your Say Nonsense

Filed under: Internet, Politics, The News — Tags: , , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:37

Presumably, the BBC’s Have Your Say was set up as part of the ‘interactive media’ push of the late 1990s and early 2000s. Put simply, it allows the ‘Great Unwashed’ to vent their collective spleens about things the fictional ’silent majority’ hate - restrictions on cars and smoking, immigration, homosexuality, and the assault on Christmas.

Take this discussion on the Barnardo’s report on attitudes towards children as an example. If it was on video, I’d run it through the cliché counter: one can tell, just thanks to the subject matter, that the whinging minority will be moaning about YOB’S, the FERAL YOUTH and THUGS. Of course, anyone under 25 who speaks with a slight accent and wears a hoody is automatically a troublemaker. Yeah. Right.

A hand-picked (and caged) selection of the comments lives below the fold. It seriously worries me that these people haven’t yet fallen victim to natural selection and will believe everything the Daily Heil tells them. While I’m not saying there aren’t thuggish children on the streets, there are thuggish adults as well. And people have always enjoyed moaning about ‘kids today…’

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