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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I Am Not Alone

Filed under: Television — Tags: — Jonathan Rothwell @ 21:17

It seems I am not alone in my irritation with The Last Enemy.

Reading next week’s copy of the Radio Times, I can see that some people are so irritated by the programme that they have written into the magazine, whose letters page is normally filled with people saying that either a) the BBC is insulting Christianity and has an anti-God vendetta or b) the license fee (or, as they call it, the TV TAX) is a manifest of the Devil and should be abolished.

Hands up to all who made it through the first episode of The Last Enemy.

I didn’t have a clue what was going on, which was a problem, but I was able to discern a series of stilted scenes full of awkward dialogue and unlikely events, including the classic “two characters suddenly sleep together just because one of them’s a bit upset”. Everyone was very shady and mysterious; it was all so fragmented that I couldn’t summon the energy to discover what they were up to.

We’ve had conspiracy thrillers about politics, the media and nuclear power. For a long time, this seemed to be railing against the dead threat of people in leather gloves having conversations in cafes. And pity poor Benedict Cumberbatch, a fine actor lumbered with a clichéd character: a hermit-like mathematician who has to leave his cosy world of formulae and get his hands dirty, which will be difficult, as he obsessively washes his hands every five minutes!

Drama should grab your attention within minutes and make you intrigued to discover what happens next, but this programme seemed to go out of its way to annoy us into switching off.

Brian Wilkinson, Reading, Berks.

All perfectly valid and commendable points. But the next one takes a more technical (albeit very obvious) stance:

In two different dramas on successive nights - The Last Enemy [on Sundays] and The Palace [Mondays on ITV1] - an intruder was able to enter a principal character’s home, switch on their laptop and immediately gain access to the files therein. Neither character had set an ‘administrator’ password; since they were, respectively, an anally retentive mathematician and a private secretary to a reigning monarch, this lack of attention to basic IT security was incredible.

I can only conclude that the writers concerned have never used a PC and laboriously inscribe their scripts into an exercise book using a quill pen.

Edwin Smith

Even if no root password was set, or even (God forbid) no user password, the video app probably wouldn’t have started immediately when the laptop computer’s lid was opened. So it seems I’m not alone in my criticism.



Monday, February 25, 2008

Something Never To Do Outside A School

Filed under: Humour — Tags: , , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 22:16

I happened to be walking down the street earlier today, and walked past a school. It was hometime, and small people were barging out of the gates (it was a juniour school) making rude jokes and talking about their half-term trips to Disneyland.

Something rather unfortunate happened at that point. A lady walked past pushing a pram, and had her handbag slung over one of the handles.

All else I need to say is that the handbag was from The Shop Formerly Known As French Connection. And the children started laughing and pointing.



The TWITS are moving to Twitter

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jonathan Rothwell @ 22:08

I’m switching to Twitter as my primary tumblog system. This is because I believe this will, overall, be more convenient for me, because I can post to it using text messages, and because I often forget to tick the ‘mini posts’ box in the ‘write post’ page, even when I’ve dragged it to the top of the admin panel.

All the existing tumblog posts will remain here indefinitely, although they shall be removed from the sidebar (to be replaced by the shiny new Twitter box) and filtered back into The Loop (for those who don’t understand WordPress slang, that means they’ll appear with all the other posts).

So feast your eyes on the lovely new Twitter tumblog pane, which will appear in the sidebar shortly:


follow jrothwell at http://twitter.com



Why The Last Enemy Is So Bloody Awful

Filed under: Television — Tags: — Jonathan Rothwell @ 20:02

If you’ve been watching BBC1’s new ‘thriller’ (ha!) The Last Enemy, you’ll know that it’s not particularly thrilling. For something that bases its plot around IT, it shows appalling knowledge of technology on the artists’ and directors’ part, and generally has a very ropey plotline full of holes.

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Oh no…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jonathan Rothwell @ 18:26

44 new items in Google Reader. I’m in for a long night…



Sunday, February 24, 2008

Latest search stats madness

Filed under: Television — Tags: — Jonathan Rothwell @ 22:13

Someone please tell me how someone managed to reach this blog using the search terms ‘helen fospero cum’.



Saturday, February 23, 2008

An important lesson for anyone using electrical equipment

Filed under: Humour — Tags: , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 12:37

I bought myself a new multimeter from Maplin yesterday. It was £15.99, and I paid my money, brought it (and a few resistors I needed) home, and put in the batteries. Then I connected the test leads and switched it on.

I tested it by making contact between the probes, and switching to the 200Ω range, and expected to see the display jump immediately from “1 ” to ” 0.00″. It did so. After around fifteen seconds of rubbing and tapping.

15 seconds is worryingly high latency, even for such a cheap device. After a few minutes, the resistance became stuck at nominal conductivity. I was bordering on taking the device back to the shop and declaring it faulty, and pulled the test leads out in disgust.

It was then I realised that I hadn’t plugged the test leads in properly, and they were just resting atop the contacts.

Silly me.



Friday, February 22, 2008

Extreme liveblogging

Filed under: Internet — Tags: , — Jonathan Rothwell @ 12:00

I’m not sure whether to laugh, gasp, or cry at the man who liveblogged his vasectomy.



Thursday, February 21, 2008

Eurovision

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jonathan Rothwell @ 19:45

Just by looking at the list of UK entrants for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest, I can guess that whoever’s name Terry Wogan blurts out, we’re going to lose anyway. So don’t be surprised when I say ‘I told you so’.



Listen buttons removed (again)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Jonathan Rothwell @ 17:57

The Odiogo listen buttons have disappeared. This is because they looked somewhat ugly in the theme. The podcast remains intact, further down the sidebar.



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